Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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