Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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