just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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