She's JV to your varsity
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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