she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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