The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Semen is not good for contacts.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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