I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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