god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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