i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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