i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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