I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think I just sharted jello shots
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