He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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