She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Boobs speak an international language.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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