Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
time to smoke my breakfast
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
