great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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