I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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