S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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