Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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