i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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