Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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