Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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