come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
i've created a new STD.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
