i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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