im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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