I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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