And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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