theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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