She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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