Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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