Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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