Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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