What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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