He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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