So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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