Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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