i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
