Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Four minutes until I can fart!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Let's get the cat blown out
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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