Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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