Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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