So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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