it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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