Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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