yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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