singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
