you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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