I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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