I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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