I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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