Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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