Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
