You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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