I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I just want to make out with him forever
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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