dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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