I want to stick my p in your. b.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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