I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
i believe in u and ur pee
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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