GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I think my moral compass just broke
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
